NOT 1KG of Columbia's Finest!!!!1!
$34,999.99
This is NOT 1 kilogram of pure cocaine!
Here at NOT DRUG DEALER Enterprises we are dedicated not NOT SELLING YOU DRUGS, which is why each purchase comes with a "NOT DRUGS" gaurentee and a sticker saying "I DID NOT BUY DRUGS FROM NOT DRUG DEALER ENTERPRISES!"
This item for sale is just that, NOT 1KG of Columbia's Finest!!!!1! We can't exactly tell you what it is, but it is NOT DRUGS!